HaHA-what goes around comes around

the funny thing is; only yesterday i was having a conversation saying how i laugh when people fall over/trip up coz i laugh at my self when it happens to me-which is a rare event.

HowEver, today on my way to work

i was on the escalator at bond street station-loads of people on their way to work-mainly selfridges peeps [plus one buff guy]

and i usually wait ont the escalator-but today i decided to walk/run up-coz mighta been late

OMG-bad idea

not only did i trip up a step

but then my big bag threw my centre of gravity and i actually fell on the escalator, like a bitch- ON ALL FOURS, ARSE IN THE AIR on the moving escalator!

so i said "SHIIIIIIIIT"

GoT uP and kept running as i could not face the people below catching up wiv me at the ticket barrier

i was so outta breath but i was near to exitting the the station and I WALKED INTO THE DOOR as it was pull not push

it Was nOt my MOrning! [I WAS ACTUALLY EMBARRASED AND I DON'T GET EMBARRASED very EASILY]

ERhhhhh WHY. WHY?

ok somethings i see something online and i think what the FUCK

below is
"Manuel Uribe sits on his bed at home in Monterrey, Mexico in a January 17, 2006 file photo. Uribe, who at 550 kilograms (1,212 pounds) is possibly the heaviest person in the world, hopes to travel to Italy for a life-saving operation to shed weight."

ok HOW MUCH EXCESS SKIN WILL HE HAVE EXACTLY! erhhhhhh i wonder if he kept going if he would just explode or if his fat would lay all around him like the goo in ghostbusters I