DIRTY CANVAS @ CARGO

TEMPA T MADE THINGS GO MENTAL! IT WAS THE FIRST NIGHT IVE HAD TO PAY FOR THIS YEAR BUT IT WAS SO WORTH IT. EVEN THOUGH THE SWEAT LEVELS COMPETED WITH HAVING A SHOWER-MY NEW VANS GOT DESTROYED AND THE HIGH LEVEL OF DRUGGED OUT GIRLS-THE ATMOSPHERE WAS SECOND TO NONE AND I WORKED OF 2 STONE SKANKING SO HARD!

THIS CHRISTMAS WILL BE A VERY SPECIAL CHRISTMAS FOR ME

BLACK BOND

MARLON YOU WERE RIGHT

HA

Beyonce should've won the x-factor

When I hear a mega star like Beyonce was gonna grace our shitty little ITV I couldn't f'in wait!
I was on the edge of my seat waiting for alex to stop singing and Beyonce to blow her away with her bigger voice bigger weave and bigger bum!
But i give alex her dues cause she kept singing whereas I woulda shut up taken a seat and told her to just carry on, cause i always have said that my audition song would be stevie wonder 'ribbons in the sky' or 'lately' but if he was in the room i would shut right up cause it would be super duper rubbish in comparison to him and probably turn him deaf.

so for that reason people voted for the amazing performance and cheryl-we all bloody love cheryl and her cute little voice and body.

so in conclusion: Cheryl and Beyonce won the x-factor

QUOTE FROM THE STREETS

"DON'T WOT ME TONY, OTHERWISE MY HAND'S GONNA SHOW HER UGLY FACE!"

-Woman at the 62 bus stop in Dagenham to her teenage son.

HELLO KITTY

For todays beautiful distraction

Skyy, Can you feel me- Raphael Sadiq

QUOTEQUOTEQUOTE

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A FAN OF QUOTES AND I FEEL GOODUNS NEED TO BE SHARED

SO PLEASE MARVEL IN THE WORDS OF WINSTON CHURCHILL-AS RELEVANT NOW AS THEY WILL EVER BE


"Come on, now, all you young men, all over the world. You have not an hour to lose. Twenty to twenty-five! These are the years! Don’t be content with things as they are. The earth is yours and the fullness thereof. Enter upon your inheritance; accept your responsibilities. Don’t take “no” for an answer. Never submit to failure. Do not be fobbed off with mere personal success or acceptance. You will make all kinds of mistakes; but, as long as you are generous and true, and also fierce, you cannot hurt the world, or even seriously distress her. She was made to be wooed and won by youth."
- Winston Churchill

UGLY XMAS

AFTER BEING SUED BY MASTERCARD YOU WOULD THINK MY UGLY BROTHER WOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO NICK COCA-COLAS SONG!

ILOVE IT THOUGH-LOOK OUT FOR MORE UGLY VIDEOS

DISCOUNT

As if wagamama wasn't cheap enough they've thrown out the stops and taken 2.5% off their prices BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT REDUCED VAT!! but for some reason they've sent an email informing me like they've done me some sort of favour! it amounts to a few pence less which I'll probably end up giving in tip money any way.

yeah thanks wagamama, would've preferred a 2-for-1 voucher instead