SWINE FLU?

QUESTION: WHY ARE THEY CALLING IT SWINE FLU, AND NOT PIG FLU

SWINE MEANS PIG SO WHY NOT CALL IT PIG. MOST ANIMALS DON'T HAVE ANOTHER NAME THAT IS ALSO A DEROGATORY TERM FOR HUMANS EXCEPT FOR DOGS.

SO I GUESS IF THERE WAS A DOG FLU THE MEDIA CALL IT BITCH FLU?

MOVIE REVIEW:LET THE RIGHT ONE IN

Låt den rätte komma in [SWEDISH TITLE]
DIRECTOR: TOMAS ALFREDSON
BASED ON A NOVEL AND SCREENPLAY WRITTEN BY JOHN AJVIDE LINDQVIST

THIS MOVIE IS BEYOND AMAZING

MOVIES THAT MAKE ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE TO THE LEVEL OF MAKING ME FEEL ITCHY HAVE DEFINITELY DONE A GOOD JOB

This is a dark, surreal yet realistic romantic horror.
Its the most unpredictable film I have seen, but not in the way that random things kept happening to make it that way, just a result of an unique and intriguing script and inconceivable and far from mundane personas of the characters.

As you can tell I loved it

As it was subtitled this meant as with many european films that there was a distinct lack of much dialogue-and more emphasis on the atmosphere, energy and emotions of the characters. The main roles were beautifully acted by two young actors Kåre Hedebrant and Lina Leandersson.

This is a definite Oscar contender and winner.

This is a must see.

TXT IT OFF YOUR CHEST

I WAS INTRODUCED TO THE AMAZING "GET IT OFF YOUR TXT" COLUMN IN THE LONDON LITE-AND EVER SINCE THEN ITS THE SOLE REASON I PICK UP THE PAPER AND THE FIRST THING I FLICK TO!

ITS A SECTION WHERE PEOPLE TEXT IN LITTLE COMMENTS, QUESTIONS OR OBSERVATIONS ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

TODAY THE FOLLOWING COMMENT MADE ME SNORT OUT LOUD (SOL) [HA! THAT BIRTH OF A NEW ACRONYM JUST MADE ME REALLY LAUGH]

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?-I ENVISIONED SEEING THIS HAPPEN AND JUST COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING!

NANDOS PERI PERI CRISPS

OK NANDOS MAKE CHICKEN, WELL THEY DON'T MAKE IT GOD DOES THAT RIGHT? THEY JUST COOK IT IN BIG METAL DRAWS THEN THROW THEM ON THE GRILL SO THEY LOOK PRETTY WHEN THEY GET TO MEET OUR LIPS

NOW NANDOS MAKE CRISPS

NOW IM NOT MUCH OF A CRISP CONNOISSEUR

BUT THESE ARE BLOODY GOOD

AND ONE THING I NOTICED ARE A FEW JOKES THINGs THEY WROTE ON THE THE PACKET THAT NORMAL PEOPLE WHO JUST EAT FOOD AND OVER LOOK THE PACKAGING WOULD JUST MISS OUT ON!
BUT WHAT CAN I SAY IM A STICKLER FOR ATTENTION TO DETAIL, AND DRRRRRRY HUMOUR, SO I AM A REGULAR READER OF FREE LITERATURE FOUND ON/IN PACKAGING. WITH MY FAVOURITE HAVING TO BE THE INFORMATION LEAFLETS IN MEDICINE BOXES OUTLINING THE POSSIBLE SIDE-EFFECTS!...FORGET JOKE BOOKS, THEY ARE A BUNDLE OF FUN!

BUT THE NANDOS MAN DEM SEEM TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR TOO [THE LAST IS MY FAV] READ AND LAUGH. AND IF YOU DONT EVEN SLIGHTLY CHUCKLE YOUR JUST WELL BORING!


BBB

AND THATS NOT BLACKBERRYBOLD-THATS BOOMBYEBYE
EASTER SUNDAY WAS RIDICULOUS
AFTER GIVING UP MY SOCIAL LIFE FOR LENT-WHICH INITIALLY STARTED AS A JOKE WITH MYSELF, ACTUALLY TURNED INTO A MASSIVE CHALLENGE-I HADN'T PARTIED FOR 40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHTS [WITH ONLY A SLIP UP OFA BIRTHDAY AND J*DAVEY, BUT I HAD TO SEE HER]
SO BOOMBYEBYE WAS MY FIRST FIX! [PS IT WAS FAST, MAD, SURREAL, RANDOM ENCOUNTERS WITH RANDOMS, CHANCE CONVERSATIONS, AND REUNIONs WITH GORGEUS FACEs I HADNT SEEN SINCE BEFORE ASH WEDNESDAY]



i shall describe the night in short hand

makeup and white wine

highbury and islington to daslton kingland

stamp

149

bagel shop

149

danced, laughed, drink, danced, laughed, drink

bike for sell, asking price: 5 condoms

Trinity confused him and stole bike

bumped into my estranged fiancé with LA DJ

5am: in Turkish restaurant eating soup, bread and humus

French michael joined our meal

went to a french guys house had tea

there were words, jokes, stories and tears-we left

got the first train home!

the end.

HAPPY EASTER

I WAS DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD [BECONTREE AVENUE] WHEN A SIGN INFORMED ME THAT EASTER MONDAY WAS RESIDING IN A HOUSE TO MY RIGHT




SO I CARRIED ON UNTIL I GOT TO THIS!

WTF! THIS LEVEL OF TACKINESS COULD ONLY EXIST IN BLOODY DAGENHAM. I KNOW ALL ABOUT CHRISTMAS LIGHTS BUT WHEN THE HELL WERE EASTER LIGHTS INVENTED?


HAPPY EASTER TO ONE AND ALL.XXX





GOOD FRIDAY MADE MY GUMS NUMB

BEING BOTH WEST INDIAN AND CATHOLIC MEANS THAT EASTER IS MORE EXCITING ON THE FOOD FRONT THAN CHRISTMAS!

SO FOLLOWING IN MY GRANNYS TRADITION OF MAJOR COOK UP AT HERS ON GOOD FRIDAY I HAD THE FIRST OF MANY GOOD FRIDAY COOK UPS: FAM AND DIE HARD FRIENDS OVER FOR MAJOR MUNCH

OBVIOUSLY IT WAS TOTALLY A FISH AFFAIR CAUSE WE CANT EAT JESUS' FLESH ETC ETC. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE, GOOGLE IS THE SEED TO YOUR KNOWLEDGE

FISH CAKES WERE A MAJOR FAV, I MADE AN AMAZING GUINNESS PUNCH AND THE HOME MADE APPLE CRUMBLE WAS SCRAPED OFF EVERYONES PLATES

THEN IT JUST GOT SILLY WITH ALCOHOL, NANDOS PERI PERI CRISPS, PHOTOBOOTH, OLD SCHOOL PHTOS AND TALKS OF ATM MEN AND GROMIT KIDS.



Last Night J*Davey made audio love to me

J*DAVEY @ DEVIATION

J*Davey was.....incredible, sexual, contagious, and an overall orgasmic audio pleasure!

Some complained about the sound quality etc but we were at the gramophone not the royal albert hall, I was way too lost in the music to even notice, it was all too perfect for me, coming from east you learn to accept and enjoy the rougher edges of life (enough dribbling, back to the singing)

When Ms Davey covered A Tribe Called Quest's 'electric relaxation', I almost lost my f'in mind.


If you didnt reach early you were pisssed! So many gorgeous faces I havent seen in so long were in attendance-it was an amazing night-oh an PROPS TO THE DJ'S, the music before the show was ridiculous too!! I took some photos, which are rather pants (see above), as I was dancing to much and sweating to hard to really even bother, so check the pics below from the Amazing Fatsarazzi to visually understand the greatness of last night and why I'm not a professional photorapher, and why Fats definately IS!

If you don't know about J*Davey, GET SCHOOLED.



IMISSU

I love you Granny.

Lived and loved 31/05/1935-08/04/2006

EMINEM BEATS BRITNEY ON THE COMEBACK FLOP

BRITNEY MIGHT HAVE MESSED UP AT THE MTV MUSIC AWARDS-BUT AT LEAST HER ALBUM WAS F'IN AMAZING! EMINEM ON THE OTHER HAND HAS JUST MADE SHIT MUSIC, WITHOUT THE CAR CRASHES, WEIGHT GAIN, HAIR SHAVING OR DRUNKEN PERFORMANCES.

I STUBBLED ACROSS WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE NEW EMINEM SINGLE ON THE UGLY KIDS CLUB BLOG, BUT I REALLY HOPE ITS JUST A JOKE!

MY MOUTH HUNG WIDE OPEN FROM THE FIRST LINE........FIRST OF ALL, WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH IS VOICE?! SECOND WHAT THE HELL IS HE SINGING ABOUT.

You can't come back after a million years, start spitting the same 2003 cheesy raps, inhale some helium and think its gonna be cool.

ITS EMBARASSING! Bring back pre-"The Eminem show" Eminem, back when he was amazing, releasing songs like 'Stan', 'Superman', 'Guilty conscience', 'Forgot about Dre', or even the D12 album 'Devils Night'. After that he just became a joke, it seemed like his wacky videos became the muse to his lyrics, therefore transforming him into a walking talking cartoon, never to return to the world of reality. And to my greatest disappointment, this video reinforces this idea. I really thought that after all this time Eminem would comeback with raw talent, lyrics and the mad beats we all first loved him for. Maybe all the wealth, fame and happy home life has made him abit too jolly?!

Now I know this is only one song and he could redeem himself on the rest of the album, but you know what they say about first impressions.................Am I over exaggerating or is this truly WACK?!! Try and watch it if you can bear it, and let me know what you think.


"I'll bring you flowers in the pouring rain"

The best presents are the unexpected ones, the ones for no apparent reason except for you being you. I don't think enough people appreciate or show appreciation these days. But when someone does it can brighten your world.



Flowers, flowers, flowers.......my fav.
THANKU.XXXXXXX