FYI I LOVE THIS ADVERT-AND IT SMELLS REALLY GOOD

NEXT PERSON ON HOLS PLEASE GRAB ME A 100ML BOTTLE FROM DUTY FREE-TA.X

BOOM BOOM POW=F'IN BANGER

KEEPING IT ESSEX: SOUTHEND ON A SUNNY DAY

IT WAS SUPER HOT ON THE BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND

SO WE JUMPED IN FI-FI THE FIESTA AND GOT SUNBURNT IN THE TRAFFIC TO GOOD OLD SOUTHEND!

GOT MY BLUE WRIST BAND SO I COULD GO ON ALL THE RIDES-AND THE UV STAMP THEY GAVE HELPED ME GET INTO MARKET PLACE EVEN THOUGH I HAD A UV STAMP AND THEY WERE USING JUST A UV PEN! HA!

FULL STORY TO COME-IM STILL RECOVERING FROM A MAD 3 DAY WEEKEND

SUPER QUICK SHOUT OUTS IN TRUE PIRATE RADIO STATION FASHION FOR MAKING THE WEEKEND F'IN FAB:

MY PARTNER IN CRIME AND LOVE OF MY LIFE: Miss Yewande! mr Jon of all trades master on noneathan! Soca shakedown Jeremy, BIRTHDAY BOY EXTRAORDINAIRE JAMES RUBIN!!!! Ever lovely Craigy Baby, the sit down dancing Adil, the ever Lost Magdi, Angel from above Ernest (for driving me all the way home to Daggers), the Ultra mysterious Onomen, super gorgeous Baby Joshua, crazy couz Karley, Mini Me Aliyah, AND THE LONDON SUN!!!

KEEPING IT COUNTRY: CLAY-PIGEON SHOOTING

TOM TOOK ME SHOOTING IN THE COUNTRY A WHILE AGO

I LOVED EVERY SECOND-EVEN THE BRUISE FROM THE SHOTGUN BARREL

I ENJOYED IT TOO MUCH IF I HAD A SHOTGUN INDOORS I WOULD BE SHOOTING EVERYTHING UP-GOOD THING I DON'T!!

MOVIE REVIEW: SYNEDOCHE, NEW YORK

I erge everyone to go see this movie- in the hope that SOMEONE will understand it and explain to me what happened to the two hours of my life spent in the cinema today.

I believe the experience of watching this movie was the closest I would ever come to smoking crack.

I know there are some points I got:

You only get to live your life once

We are all dying

The ending is all in the beginning?

The MOST bizarre, intriguing, random, confusing and darkly beautiful movie I have ever seen!

The overall concept of the movie was extremely original and ever so beautiful; a movie about life (living, loving and dying) orchestrated in a very strange manner.

I would like to watch it again with someone like Jonathan as he always understands these kinds of things. I'm going to google it, but if anyone has watched it and has some light to shed please share.

Until then I leave you with one of my most favourite quotes from the movie and the trailer:

"You've always been a part of me, I breathe your name in every exhalation"

This movie was full of great quotes-so heres another:

"Everything is more complicated than you think. You only see a tenth of what is true. There are a million little strings attached to every choice you make; you can destroy your life every time you choose. But maybe you won't know for twenty years. And you'll never ever trace it to its source. And you only get one chance to play it out. Just try and figure out your own divorce. And they say there is no fate, but there is: it's what you create. Even though the world goes on for eons and eons, you are here for a fraction of a fraction of a second. Most of your time is spent being dead or not yet born. But while alive, you wait in vain, wasting years, for a phone call or a letter or a look from someone or something to make it all right. And it never comes or it seems to but doesn't really. And so you spend your time in vague regret or vaguer hope for something good to come along. Something to make you feel connected, to make you feel whole, to make you feel loved. And the truth is I'm so angry and the truth is I'm so fucking sad, and the truth is I've been so fucking hurt for so fucking long and for just as long have been pretending I'm OK, just to get along, just for, I don't know why, maybe because no one wants to hear about my misery, because they have their own, and their own is too overwhelming to allow them to listen to or care about mine. Well, fuck everybody. Amen. "

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MONDAY, MAY 25, 2009

I HAVE TO SEE: PAPER HEART

I BELIEVE IN LOVE

ROBOT CHICKEN:KILL BUNNY=VERY FUNNY

I LOVE ROBOT CHICKEN SO THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE!

'ROBOT CHICKEN' IS FROM THE MAKERS OF 'AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE'-MR SETH GREEN!!

AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE IS A RIDICULOUSLY RANDOM CARTOON I USED TO BE HOOKED ON YEARS AGO AND I WAS SURPRISED TO FIND OUT SOME MONTHS AGO THAT NEW EPISODES ARE AIRING EVERY WEEK!

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MOVIE REVIEW:STAR TREK

"TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE"

***DISCLAIMER: BEFORE I EVEN WATCHED THE MOVIE I ALREADY KNEW IT WAS GREAT CAUSE SYLER FROM HEROS WAS STARRING IN THE MAIN ROLE OF SPOCK, AND SYLER IS F'IN AMAZING, OH AND I USED TO LOVE WATCHING STAR TREK AS A CHILD, SO GAVE IT BARE NOSTALGIC KUDOS***

THE MOVIE WAS GREAT

CINEMA MUST SEE-DONT WATCH IT ON SURF THE CHANNEL OR BUY IT FROM THE DVD MAN!

EXTREMELY ENJOYABLE

AND

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A DIE HARD TREKKIE TO EITHER GET IT OR ENJOY IT AS THE FIRST HALF INTRODUCED EVERYONE AND THE CONCEPT OF THE STAR SHIP ENTERPRISE, WHILE THE SECOND HALF WAS LIKE A REALLY ENJOYABLE FEATURE LENGTH, MOVIE BUDGETED, REALLY WELL ACTED TV EPISODE.

OLD Vs NEW CREW

THIS YEAR IS THE YEAR OF THE REMAKES-A CONSEQUENCE OF LESS MONEY+LESS CREATIVITY-BUT HERE IT WORKS AND I HOPE THEY BEAT THE ORIGINAL STAR TREK MOVIES ON THE NUMBER OF SEQUELS WHICH STANDS AT 8-ALL 9 ORIGINAL MOVIES ARE CURRENTLY BEEN SHOWN ON SKY MOVIES CHANNEL 305 [NUMBER IS PROB WRONG ALL THE REST IS RIGHT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT BLOODY CHANNEL ITS ON GOT THEM SAVED ON FAVOURITES SO JUST SKIM THROUGH THE BLUE BUTTON]

Inside My love

You can see inside me
Will you come inside me?
Do you wanna ride inside my love?

ARTARTART: LAURA COGONI

ON FRIDAY I HAD THE PLEASURE OF ATTENDING THE DEBUT ART EXHIBITION OF AN AMAZING INDIVIDUAL:

LAURA COGONI




BELOW IS 'BILINGUALISM', MY FAVOURITE!


NOT ONLY IS LAURA AN ULTRA INTRIGUING PERSON AND TALENTED ARTIST, SHES TRULY A MOVING, LIVING PIECE OF ART WORK AS SHE FREQUENTLY TURNS TO HER SKIN AS HER CANVAS AND ALWAYS PASSIONATELY EXPRESSES HER TRUE EMOTIONS AND OPINIONS.

HER EXHIBITION IS AT GALLERY 118 WESTBOURNE GROVE. NOTTING HILL. BUT IF YOU CAN'T MAKE IT, YOU CAN ALSO CHECK HER ALL OVER HERE!

ALL THE BEST OF LUCK LAURA-THIS IS SUCH A GREAT BEGINNING!

I JOKE - I JOKE!

Someone once said when a black man becomes president pigs will fly. Sure enough 100 days later swine flu!

NUMBER 1 CAUSE OF SWINE FLU

PIGS ARE FOR FARMS AND NOT TO BE PLAYED WITH. GET TOO CLOSE AND YOU MIGHT JUST CATCH THEIR FLU!

SO BLAME HOMER.