Advice from gRanny

she told me:

because i don't do a sport i must be soft
i should do karate to fend the boys off

if i use the side of my hand
i can chop them on the nose

the sight of blood
would make them go cold

if that don't work-
you could upper cut,
right there-
under the gut

but i should try and find a boyfriend
preferably a nice one

full st.lucian-
but it's hard to find one

cover up your back
you'll get a cold in your kidney

god bless-wrap up
and i'll see you next weekend

[i love my granny, get well soon.xxx]