get the f*ck out my arse

I was laughing at myself today because i SAID something that i thought I would never thINK about saying, let alone it leaving my lips!

I has driving home from my hairdressers, and soME big black woman in her green BMW would not leave me alone. tRying to over take me on bends and just driving dangerously close. i mean we were in single lane traffic so where was she going? i dId not need this at 1.30pm on urban roads.

well some cars came in between me and her so she wasnt my problem no more.

but

i get to the roundabout at the green lanes and goodmayes lane junction, and shes trying to overtake me on the freakin round about-NO- SHE CANNOT BE SERIOUS

I STOP THE CAR TURN MY HEAD SO IM LOOKIN OUT THE BACK WINDOW AND DIRECTLY IN HER EYES, WITH ONE OF THOSE DON'T MESS WITH ME BITCH LOOKS

THEN I CARRY ON DRIVING AND SHE PULLS BACK

AND I SAY OUT LOUD

"YEAH YOU KNOW BEST TO GET OUT MY ARSE, OTHERWISE I'LL GET OUT THIS CAR AND FUCK YOU UP"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-think i watch too many movies