EMINEM BEATS BRITNEY ON THE COMEBACK FLOP

BRITNEY MIGHT HAVE MESSED UP AT THE MTV MUSIC AWARDS-BUT AT LEAST HER ALBUM WAS F'IN AMAZING! EMINEM ON THE OTHER HAND HAS JUST MADE SHIT MUSIC, WITHOUT THE CAR CRASHES, WEIGHT GAIN, HAIR SHAVING OR DRUNKEN PERFORMANCES.

I STUBBLED ACROSS WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE NEW EMINEM SINGLE ON THE UGLY KIDS CLUB BLOG, BUT I REALLY HOPE ITS JUST A JOKE!

MY MOUTH HUNG WIDE OPEN FROM THE FIRST LINE........FIRST OF ALL, WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH IS VOICE?! SECOND WHAT THE HELL IS HE SINGING ABOUT.

You can't come back after a million years, start spitting the same 2003 cheesy raps, inhale some helium and think its gonna be cool.

ITS EMBARASSING! Bring back pre-"The Eminem show" Eminem, back when he was amazing, releasing songs like 'Stan', 'Superman', 'Guilty conscience', 'Forgot about Dre', or even the D12 album 'Devils Night'. After that he just became a joke, it seemed like his wacky videos became the muse to his lyrics, therefore transforming him into a walking talking cartoon, never to return to the world of reality. And to my greatest disappointment, this video reinforces this idea. I really thought that after all this time Eminem would comeback with raw talent, lyrics and the mad beats we all first loved him for. Maybe all the wealth, fame and happy home life has made him abit too jolly?!

Now I know this is only one song and he could redeem himself on the rest of the album, but you know what they say about first impressions.................Am I over exaggerating or is this truly WACK?!! Try and watch it if you can bear it, and let me know what you think.