"den den den den den den den den.... I love big butts........" ENOUGH!!
This morning while exiting Bond Street station I hear a sound I am not accustomed to.
This was in fact the sound of my pencil skirt ripping straight up my backside!
OH NO
I stood still with my hand inpecting the hole not quite knowing how to do anything-it was way too early for decisions and i don't have breakfast until i reach work so brain was pulp
Ideas slowly started, I NEEDED NEEDLE AND THREAD:
1. Boots in the station - nope go to the big store
2. Big boots - nope go to Debenhams
3. Debenhams - not open
4. House of Fraser - not open till 9.30
5. John Lewis - not open till 10
6. Buy skirt -no shops open
7. Mum phones to say she has needle and thread-but she works no where near me so = POINTLESS INFO
8. Mum-helpful info: SAFETY PINS!!! why didnt I think of that
9. Superdrug - 50 safety pins in assorted sizes
10. Donned the tourist look and tied my cardi around my waist and walked careful into work LATE!
words of wisdom: WOMEN AROUND THE WORLD DO NOT LEAVE HOME WITHOUT A SEWING KIT!!!
