OH Rats!!

For all that don’t know-and this is most-I’m currently studying a Masters in Forensic Science

YesYes i’m hardcore geek!

well today like most was interesting but for a reason that was rather disgusting but i feel it brought closure to a certain issue i’ve had in my life

let me break it down!
Today i had a practical called "rats on the roof"
it was for practice in the science of entomology-which is the method of estimating time of death or location of death through analysis of MAGGOTS and other insects



so back to rats on the roof
they killed 10 rats and placed them on the roof for different time periods from 1 week to 3 months
today we had to examine the decomposed body and collect MAGGOTS and preserve them and measure them and stuffs

WELL

Although i am a human anatomist and love pathology and used to do human dissection

I HAVE A BIG ISSUE WITH DEAD ANIMALS

It originates from seeing my dead goldfish floating on the top of the bowl and that distant look in their little beady eyes-then my mum taking me to the toilet to see it sucked away-wow-it still gets me now

don’t get it twisted I aint no tree hugger-i will happily munch my nandoes and rock my Russian real fur hat [non-endangered species of course]

BUT I HATE DEAD ANIMALS!!!

So I wasn’t looking forward to today.
They stunk of FISH it was gross!
I wasn’t touching ANYTHING
but before you knew it I was slicing and dicing!
ONLY THE FRESH ONE THOUGH
the ones that were 3 months old looked like a bunch of grass in mud-with hundreds of maggots



ERGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

but yes im not scared of you anymore u dead animals you!

What the OBAMA!

OK although its the American election madness-I'm well on it! i truly believe anyone in the world that isn't paying attention to be grossly ignorant really. To be president of America= king of the world. After the fuck up called Bush the whole world realizes that Americas problem becomes everyones problem!

well i'm totally routing for Obama-NOT JUST BECAUSE HES BLACK-because McCain is a grandad and Clinton comes across too weak-and Obamas.....black.On the real though he gives good speechs, very intelligent and is president material

Well americas a mad world-everything actually happens in real life like it does in the movies-or maybe movies are based on american real life-but all i know is that clinton is fighting real dirty!

I catch jokes from the amount of scandels throughtout this election-its madder than an episode of sunset beach.

Ok

Hollywood is bang on it-I always thought Jack Nicolson to be a don-after seeing this cheesey-vomit inducing-patetic attempt at this cut and paste clinton loving collage-








First pictures surface of Obama with a turban on a trip to somalia-pure scare mungering-even though muslims dont wear turbans!




Recently-wait for it-in a clinton advert where they use footage of Obama, hes been blackened up!
They must have thought "just incase the american public had started to overlook it-we'll just enhance it for them"!
BEFORE AND AFTER PICS




what next? is Hilary gonna say shes pregnant? or Obama actually be the genetically cloned deceased brother of Oprah Winfey?!

ONLY IN AMERICA