HAVE YOU GOT A COLD? YES YOU AND THE WHOLE OF LONDON TOO!

I HAVE TO WRITE ABOUT THIS COLD/COUGH GOING AROUND LONDON, BECAUSE NEVER HAVE I KNOWN ONE STRAIN OF COLD TO ATTACK EVERYONE! EVERY MAN, DOG AND HIS WIFE IS COUGHING AND CLEANING THEIR THROAT MID-SENTENCE! ITS GROSSSSS

NOW IF YOU DIDNT ALREADY KNOW COUGH MEDICINES DO NOT WORK!
ITS SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN, BUT IM NOT GOING TO GET INTO THAT NOW.
I AM IN NO WAY SUPPORTING BENYLIN; HOWEVER, THE FOLLOWING AD IS PRETTY FUNNY, AND ACCURATELY PORTRAYS WHAT AN EVIL LITTLE F*%KER THE COMMON COLD CAN BE!